Is there a 27' plasma screen on Maaaars!
SBM, 30, looking for non-jealous space shiksa who likes beach days, cambodian food, and knows how to please a man THE RIGHT WAY (wink). Don't be a drama queen; DO be younger than 25. Southern girl a BIG plus. Must be left-handed. ;>
You just read the wave of the future my homies. Craig's list into outerspace. I guess people's shit for sale was getting too crowded for earth. Your ad on the lookout for a non-smoking, spanish speaking roomate who works nights can be sent out into hyperspace with one click of a redundant klystron transmitter.
What does this mean you ask? Nothing really, except for an onslaught of lonely single guys grasping at this easy chance to exhibit a sense of humor in the hopes it might get them a handjob in the downstairs bathroom at Lit one night. An example you say? Let me see...
But more to the point it gave the negro you love to blog a chance to reach out for that Millenium Falcon he's been pining away for, for years.
Used to belong to Lando Calrissian. No, not that Lando Calrissian!
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